“Good boys go to heaven and bad boys go to Pattaya”
Overview:
Briskly walking down the street I hear a sensual Asian voice in my ear “hey big boy, you want boom boom with me?” She then pulls my hand toward her private region and that’s when I realized it, she was a man! Pattaya Thailand is the ultimate men’s paradise but don’t get fooled by all the “ladyboys” they have as there are plenty of actual women here. This isn’t a honeymoon destination unless you’re just plain nasty. Things are incredibly cheap, the weather is nice, and the city is safe as long as you stay clear of the lady boys who are known to be pick pockets. This is a must hit for a single man. You can definitely have a blast here as a solo traveler as you never have to be alone ,there are plenty of friendly locals here that speak English. Rainy season is from June to October. Don’t be discouraged by the horrible smell near Walking Street, things get better.
The Rankings (As explained on the home page):
GH: 6.5
PP:10
QOC: 8
FQ: 6
The Women:
“Hello handsome man how are you.” I challenge any man that comes to Pattaya to come back and say that he didn’t feel like a king while he was here; the women here go out of their way to cater to you and are very submissive. If you need to run game on girls here then you should consider switching teams! A simple hello and an ask will get you dates with beautiful girls here even if you are not the most attractive guy. Girl’s here will usually not ask you for money unless you agreed to pay her beforehand; usually just taking a girl to dinner after meeting her will be enough to seal the deal. I suggest meeting girls on Facebook before you arrive so you have some girls waiting for you when you come. Women here are curvier than their Chinese and Korean counterparts with darker skin but they are still pretty petit. You can find thick girls but you will have to look a littler harder than you would in Latin America.
Must Do:
Hit Walking Street! It’s off the chain. It’s lined with clubs, bars and restaurants. There’s a dirty beach here if that’s what you’re into. There’s not much else to do here in the day time other than eat, drink, sleep, and f**ck as this is a mostly nightlife city.
Night Life:
I would hit Pattaya Thailand over Ibiza Spain any day for nightlife. Parties start in bars around noon and go all the way to 7am at after hours clubs. Pick any random bar and start drinking in the afternoon, there may be girls that work at the bar that come sit with you and talk to you and ask for a drink, you are not obligated to buy them anything but if you want you can. Once night falls you can choose to hit the GoGO bars if you want to get the strip club experience but things can get costly here with drinks being more expensive than other types of nightclubs. These can be found on Walking street, Soi 7 and Soi 8 but I would suggest going to Soi 6 as things are much cheaper here. Even if you don’t have any interest in GoGO bars still walk down Soi 6 for a out of this world experience. The girls will applaud you as you walk down the street like you just won Olympic gold and cat call you like you’re Beyonce in a men’s prison. Around 11pm you can hit a regular night club I recommend 808 it’s a hip hop club and in my opinion the best club in town. $100 get’s you a section on a vip couch and bottle service. Everyone can pull a girl out of here but black men will have an advantage in a hip hop club because Thai girls that go to hip hop clubs tend to be in love with black culture and want a mandingo of their own. White guys will have an advantage in house music or rock clubs on Walking Street but getting ass will likely be the least of your worries here because it is so easy so just go to a club that plays the music that you like. All clubs in Pattaya have pros with most girls being half pros meaning if they like you they”ll sleep with you for free and if they don’t they will charge you so if a girl gives you a price either try to talk her into giving it up for free or just move on, don’t pay for it here! Don’t worry I still think you’re cute. After the nightclub closes you can go home or hit an after hours club, I suggest hitting Flexx Club. Honorable mention… check out gogo bars and food vendors in the LK Metro area of town as well.
Food:
I walk into McDonalds and order a Big Mac, this was the fifth time i’ve been here today. I lived off of McDonalds the first trip I took to Pattaya as the local food I tried was pretty bad. Upon returning to Pattaya I did find some decent food options but this isn’t the best place to go for food. Hit up Sailor Bar and Restaurant as the food and drinks are very good and super cheap. They have an extensive cocktail menu and $10 should be enough for you to get tore up.
Where to stay:
Walking Street is the nightlife and entertainment capital of the city but get ready to pay for staying close to there; if you’ve got money to spend then go for it big shot! If you’re on a budget get a spot near soi LK Metro as it is cheaper and within walking distance to both Walking Street and the gogo bars in the LK Metro plaza.
Getting Around:
No train system here so you’ll likely be taking taxi’s, they’re cheap and usually around $5.
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